CJSF-001 · 2025 · 14 new Christmas songs
Wasting Melted Snow
A CJ Song Factory Christmas Album · 2025
A warm, funny and occasionally unhinged Christmas album—fourteen songs covering everything from Die Hard to Saturnalia, Brussels sprouts to those we love and miss at Christmas time.
Wasting Melted Snow is a full-length Christmas record that doesn’t take itself too seriously. There are cosy instrumentals, daft comedy songs, a hymn to the Roman festival of Saturnalia, a tribute to British comedy legends Rik and Ade, and a closing CJ Song Factory Christmas message. It’s the kind of album that plays while you’re wrapping presents at midnight—or while you’re arguing about whether Die Hard counts.
Wasting Melted Snow is dedicated to Mona Tyson, 1926-2025.Merry Christmas, Grandma!
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- MP3 + WAV formats
- Cover artwork
- Lyric booklet PDF
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Track listing
- 01Next Christmas
- 02Christmas Corner
- 03Tree Day
- 04HAPPY HOLLY-DAZE, JOHN McCLANE!!
- 05Sprouts Mexicane (Merry Christmas Rik and Ade)
- 06Snow Don’t Fall
- 07All You Want For Christmas Is Me
- 08Christmas Can’t Come Soon Enough
- 09Hymn Of Saturnalia
- 10Christmas In The Crypt
- 11Cold Turkey
- 12Merry Christmas Grandma
- 13Big Apple Christmas
- 14A CJ Song Factory Christmas Message
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Buy Wasting Melted SnowAbout this pressing
Christmas music for wrapping presents at midnight.
The debut CJ Song Factory album moves from cosy winter scenes to big comedy choruses, from Saturnalia to Die Hard, and finishes with a proper Factory Christmas message. The concepts, titles, lyrics and sequence were created by Ciaran Gilligan, with AI-assisted production using Suno.
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